Which Part?

Teacher : “Where were u born?”
Student : “Singapore, Sir.”
Teacher : “Which part?”
Student : “All of me, Sir.”

Crispy Class

A teacher was asking her class: “What is the difference between
‘unlawful’and ‘illegal’?”
Only one hand shot up.
“Ok , answer, Joan,” said the teacher.
“unlawful” is when u do something the law doesn’t allow and
“ill-egal” is a sick eagle.”
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